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God’s plan 

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense
Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan
God’s plan by The_pedo_pope November 20, 2018

God's Plan 

A song by Canadian singer/ rapper Drake. People really only listen to it for this part:

'She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry'
1: Yo, wassup! Have you heard God's Plan?
2: Yeah, it's sick!

1 & 2: She say, "Do you love me?"...
God's Plan by babyyodafanaccount February 20, 2018

God's Plan 

God's Plan is a video game ritual mostly in R6. It is done when you blow someone with a C4 (mostly teammates) and than say "God's Plan". This ritual was invented by PucamZa5000evra
'Imma bout to blow this mother f*cker up.'
'GOD'S PLAN!!!'
*throws C4 and explodes teammate
God's Plan by Dime Blyat January 29, 2020

God's Plan 

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.
Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."
God's Plan by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

God's Plan 

Girl: God's plan is amazing
Me: shut the fuck up

God's Plan 

A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.
Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.
God's Plan by boobtullah April 20, 2021