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God’s plan 

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense
Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan
God’s plan by The_pedo_pope November 20, 2018

God's Plan 

A song by Canadian singer/ rapper Drake. People really only listen to it for this part:

'She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry'
1: Yo, wassup! Have you heard God's Plan?
2: Yeah, it's sick!

1 & 2: She say, "Do you love me?"...
God's Plan by babyyodafanaccount February 20, 2018

God's Plan 

God's Plan is a video game ritual mostly in R6. It is done when you blow someone with a C4 (mostly teammates) and than say "God's Plan". This ritual was invented by PucamZa5000evra
'Imma bout to blow this mother f*cker up.'
'GOD'S PLAN!!!'
*throws C4 and explodes teammate
God's Plan by Dime Blyat January 29, 2020

God's Plan 

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.
Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."
God's Plan by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

God's Plan 

Girl: God's plan is amazing
Me: shut the fuck up
God's Plan by im a god damn ostrich October 26, 2020

God's Plan 

A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.
Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.
God's Plan by boobtullah April 20, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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