A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.
"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"
"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
by Yo!Marie! January 31, 2012