Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay April 6, 2018

Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

by Benis_Man69 April 6, 2018

God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

by Dhik Hedd April 6, 2018

Good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

by Robbohehe April 7, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan April 7, 2018

good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 April 7, 2018