A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
by olliedidthis April 7, 2018
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
by TheMailManSmith April 7, 2018
The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
by LargeQuantityOfGay April 6, 2018
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 April 6, 2018
Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
by Dhik Hedd April 6, 2018
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe April 7, 2018
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan April 7, 2018