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Goblin Shark 

A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger
Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark
Goblin Shark by User_87 December 14, 2014

Goblin shark 

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro

goblinshork 

The act of chocking on penis but still proceeding to ram it deeper down your throat.
My eyes roll back as my toes grip the sheets, as they proceed to show me that new move they learned from dave the trucker last week, as they mumble something along the lines of urriso I hope you like this goblinshork I learnt it from your uncle dave.
goblinshork by Jefferson bezo's October 4, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026