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Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.
Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.
Goblin gang by Joey mother January 25, 2021

Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.
Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
Goblin Gang by Tunkyman January 25, 2021

Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
Goblin gang sucks ass bro
Goblin Gang by Agobafule December 3, 2024

Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release.
Man goblin gang's music sucks ass
Goblin Gang by Agobafule December 3, 2024

Ganges Goblin

A filthy rat whose foul odour assaults the nostrils of innocent victims. Sometimes taking on the humanoid form of plasterboard delivery drivers.
'Are you okay?'
'No, that Ganges Goblin has me dry reaching'
Ganges Goblin by Zorclott June 24, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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