Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it
by Pure-Autism August 12, 2017
Dude, Michelle gave me a brutal green gobby last night. I mean, come one, finish your veggies before you start!.
by Greengobby July 8, 2019
by Waffle echo March 4, 2016
by Daniel Darabi May 29, 2011
by Clocks layer September 23, 2013
A word reserved for righteous pricks who spend most of their time growing shit ginger stubble and toking amateurishly on leeched bloots.
by errormacro May 9, 2009
Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.
'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'
'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'
'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'
by Rev. TJ Lawrence October 11, 2018