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A crazy ass guy who runs around almost completely naked, save for a pee stained pink speedo. He is a mean drunk, but also a meaner sober. If you anger him, he will shout in his native language (gobbese) which can only be understood by a select few, then proceed to beat you with a beer bottle and piss on you. You will never walk again.
"Oh my gobb!"
"FLJALKDJLKAJFL"
Gobb will now beat you with a beer bottle
Gobb by Habeeb FTW January 28, 2007
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1. Another name for mouth.
2. Can be used in the same context as "shut up"

Jeeze Banana shut your freakin gobb okay!
- a quote from the movie "Juno"
gobb by KingOfSpartan January 13, 2008
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Sahelanthropus Gobb

Capital of Dreamland as featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Zoonga Wasp neighbors this capital, and is where the infamous Edow Robert resides, Papi.
Edow Robert: *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN bassline from Slob 187 plays slowed down* I'm is going down to Sahelanthropus Gobb! I'm going going back back to Sahel Sahel!
Kidnapped child: "NOOOO!!! MOMMYYYY!!!!!"
Sahelanthropus Gobb by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021

a gobb-load 

a lot of shit.
created in tha kitchen while over stuffing tacos..
i got a gobb-load of cash.
a gobb-load by 501 mixtapes September 30, 2009

Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Cream gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men
Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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