2 definitions by Bimbo Bombastic
Capital of Dreamland as featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Zoonga Wasp neighbors this capital, and is where the infamous Edow Robert resides, Papi.
Edow Robert: *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN bassline from Slob 187 plays slowed down* I'm is going down to Sahelanthropus Gobb! I'm going going back back to Sahel Sahel!
Kidnapped child: "NOOOO!!! MOMMYYYY!!!!!"
Kidnapped child: "NOOOO!!! MOMMYYYY!!!!!"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.
Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021