Goat man

Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.

Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????

by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 5, 2012

Goat man

A male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole.

Oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.

by !ME! March 8, 2005

goat man

a old man who yells a lot and get squinty eyed and has a grey goatee

John:man that goat man kept bleating(yelling) and gave me a headache
Fred:darn your grandfather sure is mean

by aedf64 November 11, 2011

Goat Man

A deity, described as a human/goat hybrid, that resides in every ocean. Known to come out after dark and take unworthy sailors to the bottom of the ocean.

“What happened to John?” “I heard it was the Goat Man that snatched him up the other night.”

by imretnuh April 11, 2021

Goat Man

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy

“Goat man is a fag.”

by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

goat man legend

A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.

The goat man legend will find you Rev. Melissa

by The Coolest of The Cool! June 13, 2014

Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019