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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

go-lightly 

A 'go-lighty'; noun/adj. made famous in UK.TV hidden camera show where grossly overweight people go round knocking things down inadvertently.
'Look at the size of him/her, Mate! What a go-lightly'.
go-lightly by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Stop and Go Lights

I just ran the stop and go lights back der'!

its lights out and away we go 

its lights out and away we go kimi raikkonen is on the lead.

Holly Golightly Philosophy 

The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.
girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.