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The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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