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Glory Metal 

A synonym for the sub-genre of heavy metal rock known as power metal. The earliest example of power metal is best exemplefied (acoustically) by the group Iron Maiden. Near distortionless, extremely melodic rifts, and fast beat make a glory metal song. However, true glory metal is often reffering to Tolkienesque settings, involving Dragons, Elves, heros, etc. Also known as, troll metal, epic metal, and fantasy metal.
Blind Guardian, Dragonland, and Dragonforce are examples of 'Glory Metal' groups.
Glory Metal by smack March 17, 2005
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glory metal 

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".
You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.
glory metal by chuck August 12, 2003

Glory Metal 

A sub-genre of Heavy Metal usually with overly happy or religious themes. Almost a catch 22 on metal, however, one cannot help feeling like they are on a quest of epic proportion while playing the music at high decible levels. Most people that listen to Glory Metal consider it more of a guilty pleasure then a favored genre.
Dude, were you guys listening to some Glory Metal last night?

Yea, we rode around pumping our fists out of the windows of our '72 comet looking for some trolls to slay!

glory meal 

When you take a McDonald's happy mean and cut a small or large hole in the bottom of it. Remove the food. Insert your cock up into it.
Let's go to McDonald's baby, I want to do the glory meal thing tonight.
glory meal by Rob Gg March 9, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026