Glorimlain 

Glorimlain is a translation for utter brilliance and complete magnificense. It is the ideal image mankind strifes for. It is slightly comparable with a Homo Universalis but still slightly better.

X - I've never met somebody who was perfect in everyway.. Are there many Glorimlain's around?
Y - No dude, they are extremely rare, only a few of them in the world in Italy, Uruguay and Hollland
X - Man, I wish i was a Glorimlain..

Glorimlain by Quadrophenia June 29, 2009

Glorimlain 

A defining word for a collection of all online fails.

If in use, the word can describe a certain person as a 'noob', 'nub', 'failure' or/ including all of the following:

also-ran, beat, bum, castaway, deadbeat, derelict, disappointment, dud, flop, good-for-nothing, incompetent, insolvent, loafer, loser, lumpy, nobody, prodigal, washout, born loser, defaulter, has-been, might-have-been, moocher, no-good, nonperformer, turkey, underachiever

Those are which are not used in Online slang, but can be ported to online slang with the use of Glorimlain

(When Speaking to Someone)
1. What a Glorimlain!

2. There seems to be a bunch of Glorimlains here.

(Other Examples)
1. I hope this doesn't Glorimlain...
2. By all the Glorimlains in the world, why... don't we have a dry tray?!
3. This PC is a damn Glorimlain...

Glorimlain by Flappers2000 July 6, 2009

Gorillaing 

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.

'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon

Gorillaing by Minge Matt August 29, 2006