glitchuation

A subtle blend of glitch and situation, often used in reference to a computer problem of moderate to extreme magnitude.

Hello, IT department, we have a glitchuation. My outlook crashes every time I try to send the Million Dollar Widget proposal.

Sorry guys, there is a glitchuation with tonight's poker plans. Wife is NOT leaving town this weekend.

glitchuation by Ghost211 September 17, 2012

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Glitchuation

A major calamity, the result of a critical mass of otherwise minor annoyances.

Phone call from Kathleen Sebelius to President Obama on the launch day of the ACA website: Mr. President, we have a glitchuation!

Glitchuation by Mr.Scopes November 1, 2013

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glitchuation • Glitchation

Glitchation

When your phone or other device glitches so badly you throw it or hit it out of frustration.

Glitchation happened again...
I'm blaming my phone for that glitchation.

Glitchation by Dictionaryuser09 November 16, 2020

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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