Why would you do that you son of a Glitch !!
by Bluepilot September 3, 2022
Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.
by bruhthisismyhandle September 8, 2021
A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.
by Stingyoass October 16, 2017
When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment
Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice
by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020
A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.
"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."
by throwaway_mcgee August 3, 2021
An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.
A: All hail the glitch!
B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
by Opso Opos February 3, 2021