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Glenridge Middle School 

A public middle school in orlando. Although an A school, it sux. the administrators have no idea how to control the students. it is incredibly over populated. it has anything from rich preppy people to people who cant afford food. the amount of puerto ricans at this school is insane. at least 80% of the school is stupid. it is hard to decide who to hate more, the ghetto snobs or the snotty preps. it is somewhat of a hellhole but is constantly filled with action and entertainment. with 5 pregnant girls and arrests happening weekly, there is no lack of news at this school. i know it may seem terrible, but for some reason i love it with a burning passion.
(Say in Billy Mays voice) Wanna get some weed? Glenridge Middle School is the place for you!

glenridge middle school 

a middle school in winter park that has the worst teachers known to mankind. all the people there are ugly as heck and the administrators are rude. the guidance counselors won’t help you out unless you get your parent to email them. the new principal doesn’t know how to handle students and frankly, looks like a roach. various teachers have been fired for threatening students, cussing students out, being pedophiles, and even locking kids in closets. not to mention that fights break out all the time. in one case, a girl got in a fist fight with another girl and ended up getting tased by a police officer. skin came off her side and she ended up having to be carried in a wheelchair back to the front office. the officer not only tased her but also sprayed pepper spray around that got in everyone’s eyes. not to mention that girls get pregnant and nudes and rumors get spread around. there was also an incident with drugs at school. a girl was allergic to whatever she was smoking after school in the gym bathroom and her friends had to carry her to the front office. people always vape and smoke in the bathroom. the school has a variety of kids. from kids that are white goodie goodies to white kids that purposely test teachers’ patience and do hardcore drugs. also the black and hispanic people that are rude to everyone about any slight inconvenience. all in all... the school is gross and not worth going to. if you are thinking of going here. don’t. it’s ass.
glenridge middle school is nastyyyy

Glenside Middle School 

The middle school where most irrelevant people go. Mostly soccer boys. And girls that aren’t sporty at all. The soccer team is good but every other sport is trash. We are way worse than Marquart Middle School but at least we try. The principle makes stupid rules and expects student to wear lanyards, and now have a reward field trip at the end of the year. We don’t usually have much drama, it is typically a safe environment, the worst part about this school is the P.E bathrooms. They always smell so bad. Another bad thing is the lockers, most of them are broken and you can see the rust from the inside, they always squeak and make bad noises.
“I’ve never seen those girls before” Daniel said, “They must go to Glenside Middle School
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026