A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.
by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011
Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.
Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.
by [dp] leviathan May 1, 2006
The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008
A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.
"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018
Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018
two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
by Big boi d January 24, 2021