Glagos

Glagos means water. For instance someone could ask “can I have the Glagos” and that would mean can I have some nice fresh water please! Also in the sense of “can I have the Glagos dispenser please”, meaning either a water bottle, a water jug or another water carrying device.

Do you have any Glagos?

by Dubstepball November 3, 2025

GLaDOS

Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.

Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

GLaDOS

Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.

GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.

by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009

GLaDOS

GLaDOS is the massive supercomputer of Apeture Science. GLaDOS is one of the only 2 main characters in the first Portal, and is still a main character in Portal 2. GLaDOS had different cores plugged into the sides of her. The last core was plugged in late, but this was because she flooded the Enrichment Centre with a deadly nerotoxin, the core was the Morality core (Followed on from her curisoty, anger and inteligence cores) and was supposed to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre. When Chell meets GLaDOS, GLaDOS mentions a suprise, but instead of the suprise (most likely going to be nerotoxin) her morality core falls out. Trying to tell Chell to leave it alone, Chell incinerates it, and she starts flooding the enrichment centre again. GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS also was killed by Chell, but re-awakened by Wheatly and Chell a later few thousand years on, and want to continue testing.

GLaDOS's Morality core causes her to lie.

Example:

GLaDOS: You are doing, very well!
GLaDOS: You will be baked, and then, there will be cake.

by Hunter4271 July 5, 2011

glados

A Super Computer/Robot from the PC/Xbox Game Portal. Known to have a passive aggressive personality disorder, and an obsession with cake.

Glados promised me cake, but the cake was a lie!

by timmy2022 January 4, 2008

Glaros

The Glaros is a type of seagull that is found in Greece near Kimiseos Theotokou 1 road near the sea. It has big open wings when it flies that look like a T posed aircraft (kimisi). His face is usually wet and his eyes are goggled. His flight resembles the flight it the albatross, as it’s wings are know as long and soaring. You can also spot it at the bird meeting and training that starts every day at 8:00AM, but don’t go too early because all the seagulls will all be half awake, angry and their wings will not function properly.

Wow look at this beautiful Glaros flying above the blue sea.

by The Seagull Glaros February 6, 2023

Glagonflish

A odd mystical creature. It is basically a mix between a goldfish and a dragon fly. It is believed to have been created by Michael Phelps after several large bong hits.

Stoner1: "Yo' dude did you see that flippin' Glagonflish that just flew by?
Stoner2: "Dude don't go all Michael Phelps on my ass!"

by CanolaStar May 8, 2010