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Girl Brain

The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.
He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."

What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"
Girl Brain by AKPolekat December 27, 2012
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Girl brain

Is sex is separate from gender, then...
Hym "How do you have a 'girl brain?' Because if your sex is male, then, your brain is male and if you don't believe in God you don't have a soul so it isn't that either... How do you have a 'girl brain?' 'Woman' would be how you identify but, anatomically it would be male. Back to Destiny's point about brain swapping... You would then have a male brain in a female body and would, therefore, be a Female Trans-Woman. As opposed to a Male Trans-Woman or a Female Woman. And how are intersex not the exact opposite of trans? Ok. I'll stop."
Girl brain by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.
-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

brain girl 

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.
“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”
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