Girl Drink

A girl drink usually has a name like "Some kind of fruit + tini," anything with "Breeze" or "Sunrise" in the title, and/or containing some kind of sexual innuendo: "Against a Wall" or "On the Beach." Also, they look like something Rainbow Brite and her crew would drink on a bender, and they usually have more accessories than Mr. T.

"Dude, what is that girl drink in your hand?"

"It's an apple-tini, easy on the 'tini'"

"I'll have a Guiness, and a gay beer for my gay friend"

Girl Drink by sbj1786 April 29, 2009

girl drink drunk 

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

girl drink drunk by Adman12 September 22, 2005

girl-drink drunk 

One who drinks only mixed drinks or flavored martinis. This person shies away from scotch and whiskey, and prefers mojitos or raspberry cosmos.

Jack's a girl-drink drunk, he won't drink anything but vodka cranberry's.

girl-drink drunk by Jason Kolesnikowicz October 26, 2008

Fat girl drink 

A cocktail made with a lot of sugary ingredients which are often consumed by younger female bar patrons. Consumption of such cocktails will make one put on weight and have horrible hangovers. Examples include the Sweet Tart, Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel and anything with Rum Chata.

You ordered a sweet tart? That’s a fat girl drink!

Fat girl drink by Webdev1 December 27, 2022

white girl drink 

Any popular drink from an over-priced coffee shop that doesn't even have any real coffee in it.

Bob: I hate to admit it but the Snow Cap Freeze is my favorite coffee!
Jim: That's not a coffee you white ass bitch! All you ever order is white girl drinks!

white girl drink by DirtyDanDaMan December 29, 2023

Energy Drink Girl 

The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.

sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.

Energy Drink Girl by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

Girl Scout Drink 

A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.

James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."

Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."

Girl Scout Drink by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011