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Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.
“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

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