Giraffe

A sadistic piece of shit that beats it's opponents with it's long-ass neck....

Don't be such a fucking giraffe, jacob...

by Giraffe_man September 20, 2017

Giraffe

A position during sex, it roughly describes a very tall person about 7'3 bobbing their neck up and down repeatedly during sex while also doing a cartwheel all over the bed. Giraffe is a daring position, I do not recommend it for anyone who wants to keep their penis after sex

"Holy fuck that Giraffe last night took my dick clean off"

by Michelle Obama99 November 6, 2022

Giraffe

A fictional creature created by the government to spread there lies!!!

GIRAFFES ARE FAKE DONT BELIVE THE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tomotc June 13, 2020

Giraffe

A female that resembles a giraffe do to very long eyelashes and a long neck.

"I was at a party last night and outta nowhere a giraffe started hitting on me"

by Mikey C Notes October 17, 2006

Giraffe

A person who can reach high places or objects - especially fruit.

Cal sure can reach those berries, he's such a giraffe.

by ICanReachBerries August 10, 2014

Giraffe

A very tall peaceful creature that stands for a living. Both neck and legs are 6 ft long (each. These animal can travel as fast as 35 mph.

Giraffes are cool

by UnknownAnonymous69 June 12, 2016

Giraffe

Animal that uses its neck as a sword.

Person 1: Wow a giraffe
Person 2: wow another giraffe
Giraffe 1 sees giraffe 2
-FIGHT-
Giraffe 1 wins

by NesquikLorddd July 17, 2019