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Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
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Giovanni Bottesini (1821- 1889) was an Italian Romantic composer, conductor, and double bass virtuoso (the god of basses). His most famous work was his second Double Bass Concerto. Due to his virtuosity, his nickname was “The Paganini of the Double Bass”. Paganini was another virtuoso but with the violin and he was known for his absolutely unforgiving pieces and being known as some of the technically most challenging pieces on the violin. Bottesini would compose works that showed the world that the double bass wasn’t an accompaniment instrument but instead one worth a solo. He was also one of the few performers to use a french bow hold instead of a german which was more or less reserved for violins, violas, & cellos.
Yo did you see that double bass performer?

Yeah they must be the next Giovanni Bottesini
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always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
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A lurker who is from snake town, but is a real one.

Formally known as my G
Giovanni Gonzalez lurks at his cubicle.

Who the fook is Giovanni Gonzalez?
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You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.
"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"
by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021
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