The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
by Woolfey July 30, 2009
Folks. Typically works as a high school English teacher. Is not easily annoyed, but when he is, he likes to say folks
by Gingrichlov34 January 11, 2022
1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
by General Johnnyboy March 12, 2012
A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!
by MorgulRat February 11, 2012
An alcoholic beverage, much like a White Russian or Caucasian (made popular in the movie "The Big Lebowski"), composed of similar ingredients: Vodka, coffee liqueur, and a creamy substance. In the case of the Newt Gingrich in particular, semen is used as the creamy substance, preferably your own or that of a young boy/political intern.
Bill Clinton: "Man, did you hear about Newt Gingrich the other night? He choked on his own drink!"
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
by Joe "Get Like Me" Biden April 23, 2009
The small, rounded tip of fecal matter that can emerge from a receiving partner's anus during hard and rapid vaginal intercourse in the "doggy style" position that protrudes outwards just far enough to often leave a small, offensive-smelling, muddy-brown stain on the pubic region of the penetrating partner.
After sleeping with the hooker, Newt noticed he still had a smelly, muddy stain on his gray pubic hair from her brown Gingrich.
by CabanaBarrett January 7, 2012
When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.
Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
by Hollywood Swinging February 18, 2012