The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.
Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010
A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time that is given strictly for comedic effect, to piss off the receiver, or both.
Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.
Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).
Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.
Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).
I reached into the box expecting a great gift from my best friend, but then realized it was a gag gift when I learned he had given me a bar of soap.
A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.
A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.
by Ohthelulz December 8, 2009
A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...
"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
by busiv February 14, 2016
Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.
by a,men April 1, 2009
by Electric Santa Claus October 18, 2003
The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.
See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
by Joos V. August 10, 2006
The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
by honkhonkin May 23, 2009