ghost hand 

whilst your hand asleep with no feeling, you masturbate with it feeling like someone else is doing it for you.

i woke up in the middle of the night with my hand asleep. i decided to pull a ghost hand

ghost hand by beaner ledz December 20, 2009

ghost hand 

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.

ghost hand by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

ghost hand 

A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.

Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...

ghost hand by obsolete10 December 30, 2008

A Ghost hand 

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.

A Ghost hand by Robert Michael Hensel April 6, 2008

Hand Job Ghost 

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.

1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

Hand Job Ghost by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009

ghost handcock 

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.

"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"

ghost handcock by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!

Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!

Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009