ghost wipe 

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

ghost wipe by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

Ghost Wipe 

That amazing moment after pooping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your butt only to find that there's no poop to wipe. The remains of loose poop and dinkleberries went down with the clonk of poop. A type of Poop-Score

Guy in bathroom-SCORE!!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in bathroom-I just got a ghost wipe!
Guy outside of bathroom-Nice! Bonus!

Ghost Wipe by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

ghost wipe 

you take a poop and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.

If i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.

ghost wipe by adihall October 12, 2009

Ghost Wipe 

Twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.

I thought you just used the restroom? I did, I just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.

Ghost Wipe by thatsbetter August 21, 2008

Ghost wipe 

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

Ghost wipe by Marco Porno September 4, 2019

Ghost Wipe 

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

Ghost Wipe by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022

ghost no wipe poopie 

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

ghost no wipe poopie by David Hawaii May 2, 2007