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Ghost Pump 

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1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.

2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.

2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.

2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
Ghost Pump by Ghouds November 9, 2019
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ghost pumping 

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.
"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

ghostdump 

a dump that disappears from sight before flushing, making it seem like it was never there
man, i was on the toilet for so long, i thought it was gonna be filled up, but it ended up being a ghostdump
ghostdump by poogenius January 6, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004