getting food

The code phrase for vigorously butt fucking another mammal in secrecy.

Guy one: dude are you butt fucking Kelly tonight?
Guy two: no we are 'getting food'

by CockMan69 January 10, 2015

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Wanna go get some food?

slang for ripping out and eating somebody's organs

"Hey buddy you Wanna go get some food?"
"sure I got my knife ready!"

by Head from a Melon January 10, 2023

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National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day

National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!

Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”

Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking

by Speckles221 November 2, 2019

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Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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