The definition of strength and might. The Gerakel possesses about 300 lbs of lean muscle mass and a massive cock along with that. Hailing from the Greek language, the word Gerakel originated from the god Hercules. Gerakel is a superior form of Hercules though, since his cock is triple the size of that of Hercules.
Guy: Bench Presses 900 lbs
Gerakel: Not a problem for someone with as big a cock as me
News Reporter: In Ohio a girl has been found dead on the street. It is said that she fainted when Gerakel whipped out his massive dick
Gerakel: Not a problem for someone with as big a cock as me
News Reporter: In Ohio a girl has been found dead on the street. It is said that she fainted when Gerakel whipped out his massive dick
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he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
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