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The definition of strength and might. The Gerakel possesses about 300 lbs of lean muscle mass and a massive cock along with that. Hailing from the Greek language, the word Gerakel originated from the god Hercules. Gerakel is a superior form of Hercules though, since his cock is triple the size of that of Hercules.
Guy: Bench Presses 900 lbs

Gerakel: Not a problem for someone with as big a cock as me

News Reporter: In Ohio a girl has been found dead on the street. It is said that she fainted when Gerakel whipped out his massive dick
Gerakel by BigIncognitoRat September 29, 2023
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Great big softie, with the biggest heart but don't hurt him because you will lose him. He loves hugs as well
"Geramel is kind and caring"
Geramel by My4 September 24, 2021
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an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.

he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?

Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?

person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?

Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
Gerkel by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026