Gerakel

The definition of strength and might. The Gerakel possesses about 300 lbs of lean muscle mass and a massive cock along with that. Hailing from the Greek language, the word Gerakel originated from the god Hercules. Gerakel is a superior form of Hercules though, since his cock is triple the size of that of Hercules.

Guy: Bench Presses 900 lbs

Gerakel: Not a problem for someone with as big a cock as me

News Reporter: In Ohio a girl has been found dead on the street. It is said that she fainted when Gerakel whipped out his massive dick

Gerakel by BigIncognitoRat September 29, 2023

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Geramel

Great big softie, with the biggest heart but don't hurt him because you will lose him. He loves hugs as well

"Geramel is kind and caring"

Geramel by My4 September 24, 2021

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Gerakel • Geramel • Gerkel

Gerkel

an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.

he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.

Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?

Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?

person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?

Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!

Gerkel by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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