George Lopez

to have a massive erection

"Sheeesh dat girl gave me a straight George Lopez last night"

by spontarelli April 3, 2021

George Lopez

When you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a blow job while taking a shit) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. You then have to kiss the girl four times.

Ever since I had to do that George Lopez in my girlfriends bathroom, I haven't been able to watch Lopez Tonite.

by lerk00 March 10, 2011

George Lopez

One of the funniest(if not the funniest)mexican comedians there is.He is hilarious.He talks about things most mexicans go through in their life.Unlike other jackasses like Carlos Mencia,George Lopez is funny when he talks about Mexican life.

Hey u seen that George Lopez "why u cryin"
Hell yeah that shit's crazy.

by jon_houston_mexican April 20, 2006

George Lopez

A funny as hell Mexican-American comedian famous for his show 'George Lopez' which unfortunately got cancelled. He sure kicks the shit out of Carlos Mencia, because he actually IS Mexican, while Mencia is Honduran.

'I heard George Lopez got higher ratings than Mencia.'
'Well no duh, he actually is Mexican, and he's so much funnier!'

by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

George Lopez

A once funny comedian, but has unfortunately transformed himself into a racist hack of La Raza.

After George Lopez's show was cancelled by ABC, he said "TV was becoming too white".

by Piranha October 23, 2007

George Lopez

See beaner or wetback

Why you crying?
The chocolate bunny?
-George Lopez

by Wicked Lette December 25, 2007

George Lopez

raging Mexican pimp who makes fun of his own kind for money.

George lopez: why you crying cabron???

sprite e-s-p-r-i-t-e

by Daniel the master of milfs January 2, 2009