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geordie shore

A "reality" tv show based in Newcastle, England, Uk
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.

I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.

Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.
Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore

Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?

Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version

Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...
geordie shore by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011

Geordie Shore

Rhyming term for "score" made popular by the retards from the MTV UK show "Geordie Shore". It is most commonly used when scoring in the sense of pulling a potential mate.
Jay: I went to Madame Koo's straight after the gym last night and hit five Jagerbombs before talking to a group of tangerine tarts from Jesmond.

Gaz: Nice one, did you Geordie Shore?

Jay: Yeah man I went home with Cheryl even though she's brutal.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026