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Geunternet 

A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Related Words
1. (Noun) A dirty German/Canadian who likes little boys
2. (verb) To wrongly touch a little boy
Ew! I was geunterized again!
Geunter by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007
an alternative version of a gangster, basically a memer with gangster attitude, always thinks hes cool, is a gamer, doesnt do drugs.

also a meme from the video get gengtered on lol posted by
cactusofcanlandery
it can be also used in words like this: "That video was really gengter"
and "woah ngl that orange juice was gengter"
gengter by cactusofcanlandery February 15, 2021

The Genues 

They are currently broken up, but their music still lives on. They rock out to tunes like "Desperation", "Drowning", and so forth. Their band includes a Saxaphone and a trumpet making them unique in their own way. We all miss them since they went to college but still keep the spirit alive.
The last Genues concert was so crazy because there was over 500 ppl there and everyone was MOSHING!!! THE GENUES RULE!!
The Genues by Arley April 11, 2004

gnutella 

A file sharing netowork with many hosts. The most common are BearShare, Gnucleus, Morpheus, Swapper, XoloX Ultra, LimeWire and Phex.
LimeWire is my favorite gnutella based p2p network.
gnutella by umbepo October 1, 2005

genetealogical Luddism 

Practising illogical summary disregard for the results of genealogical DNA testing, usually by persons whose traditional genealogical research has been shown to be erroneous and shoddy by the results of the countervailing DNA testing.
In an effort to preserve the case for her now clearly erroneous DAR application, Ethyl decided to pretend the DNA results have no merit in an act of sheer genetealogical Luddism.