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Genital Warts 

Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.
Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?

Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!

genital warts 

A hard sort of lump/mound that lives within a man/womans southern region e.g penis
Amy: Shit man, did you hear bout Mike?
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!

Genital warts 

A small bump on the genitals caused by a common sexually transmitted infection.
Genital warts are a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
Please don't be talking about my parts you got Genital warts back off not in the mood for shit
Genital warts by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 8, 2019

Genital Warts 

Warts found on a mans penis or womans VAGINA! You receive warts on that area when a girl shoves a frog up there Vagina and a mans penis makes contact with it while have sexy time!
Boy: Can i check your vagina first?
Girl: Sure.....why?
Boy: Just checking for frogs
Girl: Oh.....
Boy: I wouldnt want Genital Warts

Genital warts 

The only thing Jayden has accumulated in 16 years.
Jayden has acquired genital warts from his pillow

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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