General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007