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Geek Crush 

'Geek', not to be confused with 'Nerd' as Geek's have less of an ability to overacheive in anything but cuteness.

'Geek Crush' - An unpredictable crush, that teenagers (male or female) often develop on people, much below their standards, or people that don't fit the normal view of attraction, often conceived on people above average weight, miles below average weight, with glasses, people above average height, below average height, with a larger interest for comics (graphic novels) or manga, or people that are abnormally shy.
Mia: I Have a total Geek Crush on Michael Cera, He's the most adorable thing since fried pancakes.

Danielle: Euw.
Geek Crush by Mia Mi-Who? July 13, 2011
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geek crush 

Perhaps the most pathetic behavior of the modern male (esp. teenage) geek, this term refers to the tendency of male geeks to become irrationally infatuated with nearly any girl who is willing to speak to them, eben if such occurances are not really all that rare.
He thought that she was his soul-mate, but it was really just a geek crush.
geek crush by Nimrod June 26, 2004

crashing geek 

Someone who is very, very much a geek.
No you won't know Howard from the A.V. club because he's such a crashing geek.
crashing geek by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008

crashing geek 

Someone who is very, very much a geek.
No you won't know Howard from the A.V. club because he's such a crashing geek.
crashing geek by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026