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The alter ego of Jbando.
Once the clock strikes 12. He’s out on the streets of London giving slops for a fiver.
Gay people’s arseholes quiver when they hear the name GayBando.
Mike: I ain’t got brain in a while

Jack: just wait till it’s 12 and GayBando will swoop down and give you some toe curling brain
GayBando by M2FAPZ August 22, 2023
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Gaymandoo 

It is typically known as an asian man who likes penis more than vagina, however will turn both down for a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin watching devil wears prada.
Joe says "are you comming for a few beers today. "
Gaymandoo " no im going to have a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin."
Gaymandoo by you get me April 13, 2012
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Gabando is the ancient demon of the Aztec culture. Gabando was known for possessing and consuming the souls of small children. He is said to re-incarnate in the Aztec year of the apocalypse (2012)
I am so scared I think Gabando is trying to consume my daughters soul. We need to perform an exorcism.
gabando by AncientEvil February 20, 2015

gabandon 

A shortened version of "gay abandon".
He frolicked through the field with gabandon
gabandon by nhmc December 14, 2010
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026