GayBando

The alter ego of Jbando.
Once the clock strikes 12. He’s out on the streets of London giving slops for a fiver.
Gay people’s arseholes quiver when they hear the name GayBando.

Mike: I ain’t got brain in a while

Jack: just wait till it’s 12 and GayBando will swoop down and give you some toe curling brain

GayBando by M2FAPZ August 22, 2023

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Gaymandoo

It is typically known as an asian man who likes penis more than vagina, however will turn both down for a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin watching devil wears prada.

Joe says "are you comming for a few beers today. "
Gaymandoo " no im going to have a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin."

Gaymandoo by you get me April 13, 2012

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gabando

Gabando is the ancient demon of the Aztec culture. Gabando was known for possessing and consuming the souls of small children. He is said to re-incarnate in the Aztec year of the apocalypse (2012)

I am so scared I think Gabando is trying to consume my daughters soul. We need to perform an exorcism.

gabando by AncientEvil February 20, 2015

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gabandon

A shortened version of "gay abandon".

He frolicked through the field with gabandon

gabandon by nhmc December 14, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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