gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).

I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.

by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011

gay as balls

something really gay, very homosexual or stupid.

Jamie: dude, what the fuck.
Steve: Just wanted to touch your penis
Jamie: Man, that was gay as balls

by SheldonPretty November 26, 2006

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021