Gay Sit 

The gay sit is whenever you sit weirdly or on anything that is not a chair, like a kitchen counter or a desk.

Max: Why is Mike always sitting with his knees to his chest on the table?
Lucas: That's the gay sit because he's gay.

Gay Sit by onlyssca January 21, 2020

Gay sitting 

A casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner

he looks like he's gay sitting

Gay sitting by Naursine August 12, 2025

Gay sitting 

It is casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner being more gay depending on context

"he looks like he's gay sitting."

Gay sitting by Naursine August 12, 2025

sitting gay 

when someone sits oddly in a chair. ex: hugging ones knee, sitting crisscross in inappropriate setting.

amy: did u see emily’s gay
bill: how do you know?
amy: she’s sitting crisscross applesauce in a school desk.
amy: she is sitting gay

sitting gay by applesaucecoke October 16, 2020

Situationally Gay 

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

Situationally Gay by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

situationally gay 

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

situationally gay by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008

Sitting Gay 

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

Sitting Gay by HotFrog June 30, 2022