Gay As Christmas

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An extremely over the top, overtly feminine gay man or teenage boy. Thought originally to be a reference to the Christmas Carol "Deck the Halls" which contains the line: "Don we now our gay apparel." It also conjures up images of a very festive (gay in the old sense) holiday. Someone who is Gay As Christmas is one of those homosexuals who are always "on" never sad and tend to prance about, seemingly defying gravity as they flit from one male party guest to the next.

Zach Efron had been called many things, especially homo, fag, flamer, screamer, sausage smoker and just plain queer but after seeing him flit from boy to boy at the party last night, everyone agreed the best way to describe him is "He's Gay As Christmas!"

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Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

Gay as a Christmas Tree by tap'n,it June 19, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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