Gary, Indiana, the muthafuckin murda capital. kno us, fear us.
I'm scared to go to the G(Gary).
You caint see in the dark in Gary.
by thatniggafrom85th May 15, 2008
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A sweet, funny guy with ginormous ears that tend to be freakishly stretchy. He is a great friend or boyfriend and an athletic guy. They tend to be short but their humongous ears make up for it. They are generally smart but don't act like it and is very blond at times (even though they are usually brown haired). He makes friends easily and hangs out with more girls than guys. He always feels like he needs a girlfriend when he's single and feels like being single when he's in a relationship.
That guy is such a Gary.
by bootybump and hole punch April 9, 2011
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Loves the sound of his own voice, thinks he is the best looking man in the world and needs to be treated like a princess.
Being a Gary
by Sarahk March 14, 2014
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1. Gary. verb (eat) (ingest) to consume food in a hasty or quick manner.
2. Garied. past tense of Gary.
(Origin 2006 Muskegon, Michigan)
billy, you shouldnt gary your ice cream, you might get brain freeze

timmy garied the pizza, so his abdomen exploded
by Private Pwnage February 19, 2006
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A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.
Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.
by ###6 June 16, 2019
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Whore loving man. Loves the easy sluts, enjoys being around them at parties and events of such. Doesnt treat woman right, absurdly stubborn.
Oh that gary always around the sluts.
by beewitched May 1, 2011
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A way of calling a teacher a pervert.

Originated from Gary Glitter.
Mr.Haldane is such a Gary !!! he is always flirtin wiv the girls !!!
by Liverool May 4, 2007
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