Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

Gargle Monster by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

gurgle monster 

Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.

That damn gurgle monster is back.

gurgle monster by StlKrook July 9, 2011

Gangle Monster 

1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly

Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.

Gangle Monster by THE gangle monster September 30, 2009

Gurgle Monster 

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.

Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.

Gurgle Monster by Naaman Hudgins March 18, 2004

ganglemonster 

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.

Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!

ganglemonster by footsockboy January 11, 2008

Monstrous gurgle 

When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies

“Yo this morning I had a monstrous gurgle”

Monstrous gurgle by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021