gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

Gammon dagger

Street talk for the males genitalia

Shut it you or you’ll get my gammon dagger up your arse

by Craftyscotsman October 15, 2017

big gammon

Someone very fat and obese

Junior is a big gammon

by ClipzvokeYT March 13, 2023

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

Peter Gammons

Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.

Peter Gammons will be a Hall of Fame inductee in 2005.

by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005

gammon steak

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!

Ben: Hello, how r u 2day?

Person 2: Gammon Steak!

by parkiben April 12, 2009

saggy gammon

A girl with a very saggy vagina

Yeah man i went to fuck taylorlast night and she had a saggy gammon

by pompomshakka November 13, 2014