Gamer’s Hand

Gamer’s Hand is where the human hand, in a relaxed state is shaped of the grip of a video game controller. Most commonly then not caused by over-excessive video gaming on consoles. The Most common cases of Gamer’s Hand are created through the Xbox 360 due to the harshness of the degree of grip to play pad. Signs that you have Gamer’s Hand are: Numbness of the hands, Contour of the palms and fingers to fit grip of item perfectly, and arthritis. There is no cure for Gamer’s Hand currently.

Mark- Dude, my hands are in the shape of the controller, and there super numb! What's wrong with me!?

Steve- Sounds like you have a case of "Gamer’s Hand".

Mark- OHHHH NOOSSSEEEEEE

Gamer’s Hand by SmoothTrooperDoogy November 16, 2009

Gamer's Hand 

Caused by over-gaming. The most common cause is hand-held consoles, the most prominent now being the awkwardly designed Nintendo DS. It causes the the hand to cramp up while attempting to play videogames.

"Now to play some 'Super Mario 64 DS' ...arrgghh... my hand! ..it won't move! AAAH LOOK AT ME! ...don't look at me... Loo~ook at meeee...

Gamer's Hand by H.T.J July 5, 2005