Gale Ranch Middle School

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This is where everyone is an irrelevant cloutchaser. Where the girls r ugly thots and where the boys are ugly and try to be gangster. 90% of the population here r normies and think insta is better than Reddit. Basically, gale is the shit show of the entire district. Wrms has smarter kids, ihms has more relevant kids, dvms has richer kids and the girls r cuter and more fun, and cwms the girls r hot but the guys r still ugly af.

Hey she goes to gale ranch middle school!
She’s a thot.

Gale Ranch Middle School by JoeDad October 16, 2019

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gale ranch middle school

the most mid ass middle school you will ever see. fights break out every week and tiktok girls can be found all around campus, as well as boys stuck in 2019, and kids who think that the teachers are hot. also, some of the most weird ass and problematic teachers live here.

person 1: yo i go to gale ranch middle school
person 2: man i am so sorry for you

gale ranch middle school by vanny from eff en ae eff January 30, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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