you have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm , poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp , zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop , and
qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv . you have the severe kind of
boredom that inspired the likes of the world's greatest inventors and scientists. but it's a Tuesday at 1:34 pm, your teacher is droning on about compound fractions, and you and your peers are watching the seconds tick by, already envisioning their route of escape through the stampede of sweaty teenagers. and so, with
boredom in tow, you decide to contribute absolutely nothing to society and type a pattern in your keyboard, starting at g, with rippling shockwaves radiating out from the center of your qwerty keyboard. you fucking disappointment.