griddle 

(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square”

Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.

griddle by grilllookin’ June 24, 2019

griddle 

Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.

1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!

2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.

griddle by Eva November 8, 2004

griddle 

To dunk or slam on somebody in a foul manner.

Mick got his griddle on Doug.

griddle by Mickey Berce November 5, 2003

Griddle 

to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"

Griddle by Peaks January 19, 2006

griddle 

One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.

griddle by Rui Wang November 21, 2003

Griddle 

Hustle, grind , working hard

I’m on my griddle, he or she is on their griddle.

Griddle by RHustle November 21, 2022

Griddle Fucker 

a deranged individual that enjoys plowing maple filled paddies until he comes to maple orgasm

I WALKED IN AND SAW MY BROTHER BANGING A MCGRIDDLES, HES A GRIDDLE FUCKER"

Griddle Fucker by Doctor Hot Buns January 10, 2013