by DJFudrucker June 01, 2017
When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
by Anusboi June 10, 2017
When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.
by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017
A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.
by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017
by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017
When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017
A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
Pewdiepie made is sound better
by Whoisheba August 16, 2017