3 definitions by Ketchup_faggotmp4

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH



-Jake Paul


by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017
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A period of time where being a snake and an asshole is ok and it doesn't matter if ppl hates you for it
It's #snakeseason all year folks!
by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 29, 2018
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