God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017

#snakeseason

A period of time where being a snake and an asshole is ok and it doesn't matter if ppl hates you for it

It's #snakeseason all year folks!

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 29, 2018

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 30, 2017